AAAAAH BOOKS.

I JUST CHECKED OUT AN EBOOK FROM THE CHICAGO PUBLIC LIBRARY. THAT I OWN. BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY COPY IS.

I also bought an ebook on the post-checkout page, because amazon said, "Don't you ~~~waaaaaant~~~ NEWT'S EMERALD it's only ~~~FOUR DOLLARS~~~" and I was WEAK and TOTALLY CAVED.

But but but I can have ALL OF THE NONEXISTENT IMPULSE CONTROL OF NIGHT-BUYING BOOKS AND NONE OF THE MONEY-RELATED CONSEQUENCES OF THAT.


LIBRARIES ARE THE BEST.